Guardian cat, protecting the top of the radiator. Athletic cat. Sleeping catHit the hutSoggy cat You ain't see me, right!Watch duty.BBQ sauce anyone.If the cat fits wear it.Base camp on the north face of the sitting room. Alien cat. Advanced combat training. Lord of all i survey Except when i'm asleep in the suntrap Sofa monster The thing from the cardboard box Ready to pounce Cat on string hunting in the lounge jungle Pure feline killing machine Enjoying retirement by the sea